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Ghb Demotivational Poster

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.

GUN CONTROL - Your next-door neighbor disagrees and he wants you to know it.

TAGS: gun control neighbor arms
Rating: 4.51/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
If burglars are after guns, they'll know which house to break into.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:43 pm
All It's For Is Info Grab.

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none

Knock at 3am -

A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*

TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.46/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


TAGS: neighbors mooning hedge bad neighbors
Rating: 4.58/5

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MetalliTool - August 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Now I can't get that song outta my head!!! THX A LOT!!! lol
mariand - August 20, 2011, 3:43 am
I know what you mean commi...I personaly try to focus on posters...not on votes
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:12 am
that moon is looking kinda green....lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:45 pm
*sigh* this shit made me laugh several times. It's a shame to see posters like this get voted down upon cause some idiot is too dumb to get the punchline or not to vote
mariand - August 19, 2011, 2:04 pm
yeah... mind your own busine55


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:39 pm
Let's see: WWJD2..? No... GodsSon1..? No... JesuAOK..? No.....
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child porn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud

THE PLATINUM RULE: - You can love your neighbor, but under no circumstances do you ever, ever, ever, ever *love* thy neighbor.

TAGS: neighbours are a no go
Rating: 3/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 4:50 pm
Just A Question No Malice Intend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:30 pm
He's a homosexual if that's what you mean...he'll still get more chicks than you.
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:13 am
Is This Guy A Nancy Boy ?


TAGS: mr rogers killed your cat hi there neighbor
Rating: 4.35/5

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Feasibly - October 3, 2011, 11:27 pm
Can you say......loafers?
TwistedNinjaPirate - September 30, 2011, 12:51 am
You are now reading this in his voice...
Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
I like the way you 5ay that....
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:59 pm
This made the lions laugh too.

CHRISTMAS - The one time of the year when it's okay to be an obnoxious jerk and annoy the whole neighborhood


TAGS: neighbour grass greener
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 8:04 am

ahahahahahahahaha check the face on the one holding her hand

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH - Due To The Increase In Copper Thefts I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Neighborhood Watch


TAGS: kids neighbors priorities
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:35 pm
Wtf? Where's the car washer? Haha, it's okay. 5L
Aruba - January 13, 2011, 7:29 am
lol xD
hootizz - January 13, 2011, 7:12 am
Hah.., I did this once on my brothers BMX.., lost control and ran straight into a tree, bent the forks back so far that the front wheel was touching the frame..!! ahh the memories...
ICEMAN - January 12, 2011, 9:39 pm
Shweeet!!! Been there, done that. 5
agdaniele - January 12, 2011, 7:53 pm

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


TAGS: gnd neighbors fatchicks
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - October 27, 2010, 11:58 am
I know the feeling. 5 loudmouthed ghetto a-holes

I AM THE QUIET RECLUSE NEIGHBOR - With the big freezer in the garage

DOUGHZILLA - Doughboy snaps, Legoland in chaos

TAGS: doughboy goes crazy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Micamars - November 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
That's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with the Ghost Busters! Damn kids!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 3:51 pm
the1stCOMMI3 - November 20, 2011, 11:16 pm
I actually didn't notice it was lego at first

THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT - There is a certain amount of revenge that can be had when their cat uses your yard as a litter box.

THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - Ain't that happy no more.

SIMPSONS DO ANIME - Just when you thought Totoro couldn't get any cuter...

TAGS: the simpsons my neighbor totoro hiyao miyazaki
Rating: 1.67/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
Um... no, this isn't cuter than the lego version, and it sure isn't cuter that the Miyazaki film version.
forseti - May 17, 2010, 3:20 pm
CUMULATION - when a bad motifake is getting approved... 1L



TAGS: good neighbor tth aggy
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:08 pm
A friend with weed is a friend indeed! (Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed.) Nice one Airman! 5L
Zreiser - March 17, 2011, 6:26 pm
Something very similar happened to me too

NEIGHBORS - Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was parking her car on his lawn

TAGS: dog wife neighbor gun property
Rating: 4.18/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:08 am
true, it doesn't flow like it should. I alo missed a joke on 'shot and killed my dog' and 'shot and missed my wife'. damn, Suzie, WAKE UP !
5butjam - January 24, 2012, 5:00 pm
I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
suzie, mods don't tell you quality over quantity?

BOVEE'S DOG - I Have Plans For It If Your Wife Sh*t's In My Yard Again!

TAGS: is there no justice with neighbors
Rating: 4.07/5

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Feasibly - May 3, 2010, 9:14 pm
Nice to meet you BH. You have a nice avatar too. I hope you take my compliment as well as Bovee did.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 12:29 am
I do not know who used my account to berate you so disrespectfully, & I certainly do not know of the location of the well that Vinny, David, and Luther are buried in.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 12:12 am
I really don't know if my wife shits in your yard, but if you fuck with my dog, you will wake up at the bottom of a very deep well next to the last 3 guys that fucked with my dog.
Bovee - April 19, 2010, 8:18 pm
I love it. Thanks 5l'S
Feasibly - April 19, 2010, 4:42 pm
It was too hard to resist the temptation of making this poster when I read Bovee's avatar...which is a nice one by the way.


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!


TAGS: neighbors dennis know it all sucks
Rating: 3.5/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:49 pm
His grandpa is taking him to the "National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes" meeting?

BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

AT LEAST - you won't have to worry about your neighbors

Weird...... -

TAGS: my neighbor is so paranoid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2014, 9:29 am
Thank ya, fine ladies.
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:28 am
An easy 5L Mr. Gary!
chickenlittle - January 22, 2014, 8:40 am
still laughing! :D

The Big Bang Theory -

TAGS: friends neighbors enemies bitchslap payback
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:11 am
Profound. Sadly, my neighbors are also strangers.

End Of The Day -

TAGS: days end worst angry odd sunset revenge cat neighbours
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:56 am
Bahaha...first good chuckle of the day, thanks.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 6:27 am
Not at all. Had I greeted you with "so glad to see your front," I would have had to sit through another seminar.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:25 am
Is that an April Fool's Day joke?
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 6:18 am
So glad you're back!

Dear God -

New Neighbors -

Opposition -

TAGS: caroling calendar neighborhood stroll
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:53 am
The caption is timeless on this picture, Greeny. 5L

Yoo-Hoo -

Spawn -


TAGS: share with thy neighbor
Rating: 4.95/5

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OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 7:10 pm
I love an UPbeat tune.

Neighbor's Kid -

TAGS: neighbor s kid water fight boil
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:55 pm
If you're not part of a 5olution, you're either a solid or a gas. -Jimmy Carr
GaryO - June 14, 2013, 8:23 am
Renza - June 14, 2013, 7:56 am
That really is kinda genius
Reality Lord - June 13, 2013, 8:19 pm




advice -


TAGS: world end calendar neighborhood toilet
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - February 21, 2012, 2:23 pm


MY NEIGHBORHOOD - You taught us to dream. You taught us to be kind. I mourn the day you died.

TAGS: mr rogers fred rogers neighbors died
Rating: 4.56/5

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Arvantillian - March 16, 2011, 1:17 am
gotta give you 5...even though my son would not have the patience to sit still long enough to watch
CleverUserName - September 21, 2010, 8:24 pm
Some time ago sadly. If I ever have Kids I'm totally buying this guy on DVD. He was great.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:39 pm

he died?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 Daniel Striped-Tigers...
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:45 pm
just proving my noobness, never know with the lot of you. I could also be the temazepam
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
(That's the joke.)
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
if we cannot laugh at ourselves and those we love we who can we laugh with?
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
It's too nice not to.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
Too soon, Admiral... too soon... I also 5L'd this.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
5 lithium tablets

Maybe ... -

TAGS: troll neighbors
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - May 3, 2013, 1:41 pm
Maybe But ?
Pagong - May 3, 2013, 10:54 am
That can be used as an excuse by a flasher, if you can get away with the werewolf part.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE MOVED - ...to the wrong neighborhood when this is the Welcoming Committee.

YOUR NEIGHBOR - Planning your imminent slaughter

TAGS: neighbor
Rating: 4/5

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robbidos - March 3, 2013, 3:35 pm
The flag was made in China.
bigsouthfork - March 1, 2013, 8:45 pm
What's scary is that you think that is a lot. He's an amateur with a long way to go.
Krickit - March 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Gun nuts always with the red, white ans blue in the background... classic
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:21 am
It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. I calls her "Vera".
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:10 pm
It's amazing what lengths people go to make them feel "safe" from others, yet not themselves.
lazyphil - February 28, 2013, 9:19 am
And I'm pretty sure he's watching you right now whilst talking to his favourite M16 (called "Charlene") AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:34 am
I'm pretty sure he's my good buddy with issues that I can temper with chocolates and ice cream.

A SURE SIGN - That a Motifake member lives in your neighborhood.

the neighbor -

TAGS: neighbor music demon
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sho - November 27, 2013, 2:14 am
its futile trying to reason with Akuma lol


TAGS: ruffies ghb trekkie theater troupe
Rating: 3.33/5

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Sean - June 2, 2009, 3:49 pm
Once you come to hear of something called the Toronto Trek Players, you quickly come to believe that anything -- no matter how dismal -- is possible.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 2, 2009, 3:10 pm
trekkie theater troupe? My mind is melting.
Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 1:17 pm
Sean - June 2, 2009, 1:04 pm
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 11:20 pm

YOUR NEIGHBORS - Just because they are watching, doesn't mean they can't hear you when you scream.

Plagiarism -

BINOCULARS - Help build better neighbors


TAGS: my neighbor merlin
Rating: 2.5/5

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Kel - August 18, 2009, 10:08 am
Thats a CUBONE!

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD - Look at the freaky white trash that just moved in next door ...

TAGS: freaky white trash neighbors
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - June 16, 2011, 8:52 pm
But that kid's got skills!


A Small Town Is -

TAGS: small towns neighbours informed enemies
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:47 pm
True dat!
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:27 pm
Or you can see what grass looks like so easily?
MissPriss - January 25, 2016, 1:18 pm
Possibly 'cuz people like me live there?
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:12 am
I'm a city person. Small towns freak me out. Not sure why lol. L L L L L

Neighbourhood -

TAGS: neighbourhood motifake
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:27 am
Excellent another 5er, you're on a roll so I'll call you butter
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:48 am
Whaaaaaat? Don't you want your neighborhood to be more interesting? Just think of all the free humor! HAHAHAHA! 5 L!
GaryO - December 2, 2015, 11:24 pm

Good Neighbour -

TAGS: neighbour police cops pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 7, 2016, 2:45 pm
i got ban hammered for upvoting...but yes the cop can now get them for distracted driving
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:37 pm
That's why you pay the neighbor's nauseatingly cute, frilly, prissy, adorable 6-8 year old daughter to hold the sign! ^!

my stalker loves me -

TAGS: tainted love obsessive stalker neighbor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 11:46 pm
Thanks, Cern! Now you have an excuse to go hug your favorite teddy bear, living or stuffed! Chuckle,chuckle
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:37 pm
Sometimes you scare me. But UP yours antway
mizzdizz - March 18, 2016, 8:53 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - March 18, 2016, 7:28 am

When the internet goes down -

TAGS: basement dweller morlocks time machine internet outage weird neighbors
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 1, 2017, 10:29 am
Haha good one!

Notice -

Hint -

Just Think -

TAGS: who are the people in your neighborhood the people whom you fear to greet each day
Rating: 4/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:00 am
To all that wish to go to war with us: We build monster-trucks for fun, and made a car that goes 0-330mph/-4sec. out of boredom. Mess with us, and see what we build... Just ask Japan!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:17 am
I'm not sure either. It was a late night post. Lol XD
Rick69 - January 14, 2016, 3:41 pm
I'm not sure what it means... But it's som3thing.